Premier player info on
Banbridge Thistle F.C.
Contracts currently under negotiation.!?
1 Ally Dale - aka Jorge Campos.Ally is blessed with the
gift of goalkeeping but
despite this talent he is not at home there and still believes that his
is striker.Well everyone has a dream!!
2 Philip Craig - aka The Chancellor.This tight arse thrives
on collecting the
club dues from his players.He is a ruthless character and this helps as he
up as a right back on match days.
3 Peter Houston - aka Rainman.He's an axcellent driver and
he also likes a fact or two.
4 Damian Wilson - aka The Fat Controller.Damian always gets
the job done but
should seriously consider cutting down on the pies.He's not the only one.
5 John Campbell - aka Rob Andrews.John is the skipper and so
he takes an awful
amount of abuse from the others including myself.John can pop up with a
goal from any dead ball situation but sadly that's the wrong sport
6 Glynn Miskimmons - aka Pel.Pel is the most stylish person
at the club or so
he's says.Likes his designer gear and would be partial to a few pints
7 Davy Mc Cann - aka 8ACE.Always looks as rough as a badgers
arse on a Saturday
but also always plays a stormer.Likes his pints.
8 Philip Cochrane - aka Killer.Phil has the uncanny knack of
having no respect
for his body or anyone elses for that matter.He would tackle his granny if
was playing for the other team.
9 Stevie Patton - aka Scoop.Stevie is the local reporter and
our left winger.
Gets motivated by listening to his personal stereo but to what music
knows.My guess is that it is satanic chants but hey I might be wrong.
10 Mark Gallagher - aka Big Foot.When Gally was born he was
blessed with shear
talent but for all this good there has to be bad and he was also lumbered
size 14 feet and an ability to drink all night.Well nobody is perfect.
11 Riki Mc Anearney - aka Mr. Villa.Another genius but this
does not give him
the right to support Aston Villa.When Villa lose the whole team are in
torrents of abuse from the big man.
12 Jim Lockhart - aka The Grim Reaper.When you see Jim
approaching on team
selections it is time to run as he is the man lumbered with the unenviable
task of telling the players who are dropped they are not playing.
13 (no 13 as it is unlucky or so it seems)
14 Greg Craig - aka Norman Bates (Physco) or Lazarus.Has
been known to burst a
blood vessel if he doesn't get his own way also can arise from injuries
he made look spectecular when they go unnoticed by the referee.
15 Barrie Jordan - aka The Judge.So called because I am
always on the bench.
16 Johnny Breen - aka JB.Johnny has one of the hardest shots
at the club and
he can also throw in the odd x-rated tackle.
17 Paul Dunlop - aka Lean back and aim for the sky.Dunny has
the record of
never having scored for the club and also never looking like scoring for
club.All his shots go high or wide it is the traditional way he hits them
so that's the way it will stay.
18 Simon McNeill - aka (_'_), (_*_)
19 Philip Grant - aka Flip.Philip is another ever present
and has the knack of
making me look incredibly stupid every time I play against him but I
that applies to everybody.
20 Nigel Quinn - aka The Chosen One.Nigel is the only player
with our sponsor the Jockey Club being on the shirts and therefore covers
up.A bunch of religious arse mate.
21 Clive Kerrigan - aka Kluivert.Clive is the main man as
far as I'm concerned
he gives his all for the club and is as hard as nails.
22 Willie Donnelly - aka Bert.Bert is the top goal scorer
for the club and his
record more than speaks for itself.
23 Michael Glendenning - aka Mitch.Mitch was our goalie
until he left for
England.He is well known for his house parties and for hid love of smut.
24 Davy Shannon - aka POP.Davy is another sound bloke who
just trains and
trains but seems to get nowhere has a knack of scoring loads of goals in
25 Timmy Archer - aka Lombardo,Texas,Baldy One,Robot the
list could go on
forever.Timmy is the only living evidence of Roswell and that's why he
26 Lee McGrath - Has a reputation of being a bit of a ladies man.
and part of the new set-up.
27 Geordie Kidd - Back to thistle after a long lay of due to
is an excellent player and is just what the seconds needed.
28 Gary Burns - Gary is back at thistle after a short period of
he is an absolute rock in defence and can supply a mighty ball.